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Double Cup Cargo Shorts: what is on the spec sheet

Only one product sits in the denim collection at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup at present, and that product is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. The fabric is 14 oz denim, a mid-weight that holds a leg shape rather than collapsing, and the rise is mid. The double dye process the brand describes is applied over a garment dye to mimic sun-fading, which is why two pairs in alocs hoodies the same colorway will not be identical. Construction details are specific: double-layer double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side, a button fly, and a custom leather patch. The name is a straight reference to the brand’s own cup motif, carried over from the graphics into the pocket build. The store lists four colorways, Grey, Black/Green, Purple and Red, and the size run goes by waist rather than by letter. As of September 2026, the brand’s own store has it at about $150, listed against a higher compare-at figure of $300, and that kind of markdown does not stay live forever.

The rest of the shorts rail

A much wider shorts offering surrounds that single denim style, and it is where most alocs shorts searches actually end up. Three variations on the same graphic idea, the Glocc Shorts, Mexico Glocc Shorts and USA Glocc Shorts, sit in the main tier at about $150. From the same capsule, published to the store in July 2026, come the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts, alongside the Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts and the Awful Lot Of Stincs Buddha Shorts. The Awful Lot Of Chiefin Heavily Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts round out that price tier, with the sweat short being the obvious pairing for the matching fleece bottoms in the catalogue. Below that the Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts sit at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, and that is what gives the category its $60 to $150 band. The brand also runs a Mystery Shorts item at about $50 as a standing clearance mechanic, so the floor can dip below that band when stock needs clearing. Each of these figures came from what the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026, and this label re-prices with drops.

What else the denim and workwear side holds

If denim is what brought you here, the shorts are not the end of it, they are just the only denim short. The ALOCS Denim Jacket runs in Black, Blue and Tan at about $300 each, and the ALOCS Carpenter Pants run in the same three colors at the same price. Those carpenter pants are the closest thing the catalogue has to a full-length companion for the cargo short, and they carry the same waist-based sizing logic. Beside the denim sits a workwear line built on Dickies bodies, including the Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both published as a 65% cotton and 35% polyester blend. Workwear and denim are different propositions here, and that blend is the giveaway: one is a hard-wearing poly-cotton twill, the other is raw weight in cotton. Across the whole range the construction signals stay constant, the signature yellow woven label appearing garment after garment in the brand’s own copy. The pieces are made in Los Angeles, hand-dyed and printed there, and screen-printed there according to product copy, which is a real cost input at these prices.

A glance across the lineup

What the brand publishes, and nothing beyond it, is what the table below lists. Rather than guessing at a number, the cell says so where a product page gives no fabric weight or flat measurement. Drawn from the brand’s own store as of September 2026, the prices will move with drops, restocks and sale periods. The fit notes run per product, because this label publishes them per product and they are not uniform across the catalogue. The denim short is the only entry with a full published measurement table, which is why it carries the most detail. Treat it as a shortlist, then open the individual listing for the style you want before you pick a size.

Sizing: waist first, letter second

Sold by waist measurement, the denim and workwear here run 28 to 44, which removes most of the guesswork that letter sizing introduces. The Double Cup Cargo Shorts carry a full flat table: small is a 29.5 inch waist with a 7.75 inch inseam, medium 31.5 and 8, large 33.5 and 8.5, extra large 35.5 and 9, and 2XL 37.5 and 9.5. The inseam grows half an inch per size, which keeps the short roughly the same length on the leg as the waist grows rather than dropping toward the knee. Explicit fit guidance sits on this style: it runs true to size, and for an oversized fit you size up one. Going up two on a 14 oz denim body will read as baggy rather than oversized, because that single step is the whole instruction. Measurements mostly do not get published across the rest of the shorts rail, so the per-product fit sentence is the only guidance you get. The brand publishes no global size chart and no washing instructions anywhere on its store, which is worth stating plainly, so do not assume a care routine from the garment-dye alone.

What people are actually searching for

Much of the traffic looking for denim shorts from this label arrives typing the word jorts, and that word needs handling carefully. The brand never uses it, anywhere, on any product page or in any product name. What searchers mean by it is the Double Cup Cargo Shorts, which is the only denim short in the catalogue, so the useful translation is simply that the jorts everybody is asking about are the Double Cup Cargo Shorts. None of the spellings people type are the brand’s own, and the brand name itself runs the same pattern, coming out as awful lot of cough syrup, awful lotta cough syrup and a dozen other near-misses. Plenty of stores selling cough syrup clothing under those spellings have no connection to the label at all, which is why that matters practically. Garment checks are the ones that work: the yellow woven label, the published 14 oz denim spec, the real price levels, and whether the product name appears in the brand’s own catalogue. Anyone shopping alocs clothing in person can use the Los Angeles stores at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St or the Houston store at 5410 Almeda Rd, and anyone shopping online should re-check the current price before buying, since everything quoted here is a September 2026 snapshot.